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Thou shalt stack sats
Not financial advice. Merely GiMiK's extremely fictional commandment.
The totally fictional ministry of clicking
GiMiK
believes in the link.
GiMiK is not a real company. GiMiK is a completely imaginary, wildly overconfident promotional entity whose only apparent purpose is to make one particular referral link impossible to ignore.
No promises. No prophecy. Just an extremely persuasive button.
GiMiK doctrine · satire
Satoshi is God.
Bitcoin is the ritual.
GiMiK has no office, no employees, no religion and no idea what it is doing. Nevertheless, GiMiK has concluded — entirely for comedic purposes — that Satoshi Nakamoto is a divine internet entity, Bitcoin is sacred digital money, and every Lightning invoice deserves at least one respectful nod.
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Thou shalt use Lightning
Fast rails, tiny invoices and an unnecessarily dramatic amount of enthusiasm.
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Thou shalt click wisely
GiMiK will explain the destination before asking for the click. That's the gimmick.
The chosen referral link
10% · 6 MONTHS
AADS Bitcoin Referral Program
AADS currently says its referral program lets partners earn 10% of referred clients' spending and describes the earning period as six months. AADS also says referrals can be promoted through websites, social networks, messengers and other channels.
GiMiK does not guarantee earnings and is not affiliated with AADS. Verify current terms on AADS before acting.
The collection plate
Donate Bitcoin to GiMiK.
GiMiK has no pockets, no bank account and absolutely no sensible reason to exist. But GiMiK does have a Lightning invoice. If you voluntarily want to feed the imaginary machine, this is where the sats go.
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Only pay if your wallet shows the details you expect. This is a donation, not a purchase.
The completely unofficial GiMiK commandments
And GiMiK saw the blockchain, and it was immutable.
I. In the beginning there was the block.
II. Thou shalt not worship the fiat printer.
III. Thou shalt verify, not merely trust.
IV. Thou shalt keep thy private keys private.
V. Thou shalt disclose thy referral link.
VI. Thou shalt not confuse satire with financial advice.